Last time you wished someone dead?
that would be last night, at the pub. I often cast my eyes round the room and imagine what it would be like to disembowel certain folk

Have you ever knowingly starved yourself?
Yes and no. Sometimes i'm not hungry but know i should eat... but i can't be bothered.

Last time you stole something, however small?
Hmmm. a took a pippette from a science class i was cleaning. i have a small obsession with scietific impliments, no matter how mundane they are

Hows money at the moment?
So-so.

Pick your poison:
Red wine

If you were a serial killer, how would you kill?
Stabbing. Knives are the most easily accesible weapons. i live in the UK so its a little hard to get hold of guns. But anyone can shoot a gun, it takes balls to get personal and stab... Then I'd probably dismember then burn the remains.

Politics?
whatever makes you happy. i personally have better things to do then pretend to care.

Last time you hospitalised?
years ago, for an abscess in the left-hand side of my lower jaw.

Your general opinion of the opposite sex?
Changes and fluctuates from 'meh, couldn't give a damn' to 'it must be great being a bloke surrounded by images of slutty women at every turn' (said as standing in a newsagent)

And the type of art you hate the most is:
Digital. As in pieces of pictures put together. I don't mind photos manipped a little to change the contrast or whatever... but 'cut and paste' style pictures really irritate me. Oh and 'modern art' - whoever thinks a red box on white paper is art needs a catscan. sorry. it's just incredibly boring.

If you weren't yourself, you'd be:
Dead.

Bleeding or vomitting:
Bleeding. Vomitting can be real nasty

Ever considered suicide?
Once. Very briefly. Only if I got caught... mainly because i couldn't bare getting into trouble and landing up with a criminal record. Getting caught is such... a failure. (hahaha, bet i never mentioned this before!)

People generally:
Annoy me. But they have their uses.

Adolf Hitler was:
Really confused and possibly gay.

You spend most of your time:
Thinking. I really should do more.

What do you mostly think about?
Sex. Violence. Normally at the same time. Oh, and potatoes.

What do think of your nationality and country. Are you proud?
Not in the slightest.

Pick another country say why you'd move there:
America. I haven't a clue why. I think all the corruption attracts me. Sorry, any yankie watchers, but the USA is pretty corrupt. But thats just my opinion and that's a compliment from me, by the way.

Left 4 Dead?
Love it. Especially now they have melee weapons - i got too excited with the axe

Problems with your weight? Image?
No real problems. Used to with my image in my school years due to bullying, wised up to that bullshit not lone after leaving though. I exercise, and eat well enough. Wish my thighs were a little thinner but flaws are what its all about. i'd get bored being perfect very quickly.

Your sex life is:
Very much there.

Most hated foods:
Soups. I them.

Last question. Was this all a waste of time?
Pretty much. But life can be waste of time in general anyway.


I apologise for how random this is - but if you do this, answer truthfully for best results and let me know!

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